Activate The Spyware Adware Removal

2010-02-25T17:52:00.000-08:00

So I have this new computer, and I recently came very close to chucking the whole thing out the window, or stomping up and down on it, or feeding to my neighbors dog.

I just bought it, and after a couple weeks of downloading everything in sight, it completely froze up on me. It wouldn't budge. I even tried the old trick of using some olive oil and a carrot, but it didn't work.

So I called a friend, and he suggested I try and get one of those spyware adware removal tools. I didn't even know what that is, let alone where to buy one. So I went shopping, and went to a bunch of different stores, until I found myself in a strange store that was a combination of piano sheet music and computer software.

I asked the nice lady working there if they had any spyware adware removal tools, and she pointed me over to aisle seventeen, as if that is the most normal thing to do.

I bought it, activated and my computer now runs pretty as you please.

Spyware Adware Removal

2010-02-23T18:17:00.000-08:00

I was chatting to a pal of mine the other day down at the grocery store. It didn't take him long to start to complain about his recent tribulations with his laptop computer. It sounded like a obvious and straightforward case of an unintentional virus download from the old Internet. I asked him if he had one of those spyware adware removal tools. He stared at me as I had lost my marbles, as if he'd never heard of a spyware adware removal tool.

Of course, I launched into the whole history of repulsive software, and how it has destroyed plenty of computers, and his may very well be next if he's not careful, and how you need extraordinary tools to get rid of them once you find them on your computer.

When I had finished, and I made sure he understood, he was so pleased that he bought me a new laser pointer for my presentation next week. Now we're all good.